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Short Jokes I like

~~~~~~~~~ Teacher: How old is your father. Sunny: As old as I am. Teacher: How is it possible? Sunny: He became father only after I was born. ~~~~~~~~~ A gorgeous girl walks up 2 a professor's cabin and says, I will do anything 2 pass in the exam. Professor: anything ! ? Girl: yes, Sir Prof: open your books and study !!! ~~~~~~~~~ Q. What did the penis say to the condom? A. Cover me im going in! ~~~~~~~~~ Patient: Doctor! Doctor! Everyone keeps on copying me! Doctor: Doctor! Doctor! Everyone keeps on copying me! ~~~~~~~~~ Friendship between women: A woman didn't come home one night. The next morning she told her husband that she had slept over at a friend's house. The man called his wife's 10 best friends. None of them knew anything about it. Friendship between men: A man didn't come home one night. The next morning he told his wife that he had slept over at a friend's house. The woman called her husband's 10 best friends, 8 of which confirmed that he had sl...

Your Own Web-Search engine

many of you guys may already know abt this... try http://www.pimpmysearch.com/ type your name in text box and click 'Create Now' see mine .. http://www.pimpmysearch.com/home.html?gname=B%20A%20Gayan

YouTube -"Online" Download Tool

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i found this ineresting, check this link.. Check this site 1) Click your favourite video clip, you can see the URL in your browser becomes something like this : ) highlight the URL (like above) and right click the mouse and select "copy" 2) Enter the YouTube Video URL in the above field 3) Click "Get Link" 4) A new link will appear 5) Right click the new link 6) Save target as "newname.flv" to your computer

Access Gmail offline !!!

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oh guys as i promised here i explain another great feature in Gmail.. Lot of my friends use Gmail as their primary email address. This means that many will have critical mails stored in Gmail servers. but why they don’t realize is that Gmail is still in beta. Chances of permanently loosing your mails from Gmail server is very small, but you never know (especially since it is a beta)! So it is better to backup your Gmail mails somewhere. To backup mails, you can enable auto forwarding in Gmail and then forward all the mails to an alternate account somewhere else (Yahoo, perhaps?). Now what will you do with your existing mails? Obviously forwarding all of them is going to be time consuming. That is where POP3 support in Gmail comes for rescue. You can enable POP3 access on Gmail account and then download all your mails to a desktop email client (I use Outlook Express). You can then backup the mail file created on a CD. Step 1 - Enable POP3 on Gmail Step 2 - Configur...

156 Useful Run Commands

To Access.. Run Command Accessibility Controls access.cpl Accessibility Wizard accwiz Add Hardware Wizard hdwwiz.cpl Add/Remove Programs appwiz.cpl Administrative Tools control admintools Adobe Acrobat (if installed) acrobat Adobe Designer (if installed) acrodist Adobe Distiller (if installed) acrodist Adobe ImageReady (if installed) imageready Adobe Photoshop (if installed) photoshop Automatic Updates wuaucpl.cpl Bluetooth Transfer Wizard fsquirt Calculator calc Certificate Manager certmgr.msc Character Map charmap Check Disk Utility chkdsk Clipboard Viewer clipbrd Command Prompt cmd Component Services dcomcnfg Computer Management compmgmt.msc Control Panel control Date and Time Properties timedate.cpl DDE Shares ddeshare Device Manager devmgmt.msc Direct X Control Panel (If Installed)* directx.cpl Direct X Troub...

Organizing Multiple mail accounts with GMail

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Organize multiple mail accounts with Google Mail Fetcher.. Gmail is one of the most popular email services out there. In a short time it has overthrown hotmail, yahoo etc. Me,too now a Gmail lover though I use Yahoo... Why did this happen? Simple - Gmail is very user friendly and offers unmatched feature set. Organizing mails with Gmail is easy. Google provides a couple of features for this. 1. Use filters/labels - I use filtering and labels to organize mails in virtual folders. This way I ensure that only critical mails end up in my inbox. 2. Use POP3 access - You can configure Outlook or other email clients by enabling POP3 access. This is useful when you need offline access to your mails. 3. Use Gmail Mail Fetcher - This is the most useful feature I found. Using this, you can aggregate mails from other sources such as your official mail. For this to work, your mail provider also must support POP3 access. Gmail mail fetcher can be configured from Settings->Accounts->Get...

Tricks..Windows XP keyboard tricks to impress

Here are some Windows keyboard tricks you can use to impress your friends! These are nothing but less known features of the Windows XP operating system. To revert back the screen to previous state, repeat the key combination again. Trick 1 (High Contrast) - Hold Shift , Alt and Print Screen keys together. Click on “OK” when a message appears (this enables high contrast on Windows system). The screen should change to black! Trick 2 (Magnifier) - Hold Windows key (logo key) and R key together. Type magnify in the run box and then press Enter. This enables magnifier tool and anything near the mouse trail will now appear magnified on top! Trick 3 (Invert Windows screen) - This is one of the scariest tricks which turns Windows upside down. You can press Ctrl , Alt and then any of the four arrow keys ( Ctrl-Alt-Down will rotate screen by 180 degrees)! I have noticed that this doesn’t work on certain Windows XP machines (It is dependent on video driver). enjoy......... some every...

their most hated words on the internet..

friends do you face probs with words in the internet..? According to YouGov poll (in which 2000 web users voted) following are the most hated words on the internet. 1. Folksonomy - Online classification system 2. Blogosphere - Blogging community 3. Blog - Online journals 4. Netiquette - Internet etiquette 5. Blook - A book based on a blog 6. Webinar - An online seminar 7. Vlog - A video blog 8. Social networking - Digg, Reddit etc. are some examples 9. Cookie - A text file used track user behavior in browsers 10. Wiki - Wikipedia is an example. A site which is collaborative in nature.

Yahoo messenger - How to find if someone is really offline!

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Yahoo messenger allows stealth mode using which you can set your online status as “offline” even when you are logged in to yahoo messenger. People use it to avoid chat when they are busy or to block out spam messages. 1. But there is a hack which allows you to see whether someone is really offline or not. The easiest way is to directly acess the online status image using the URL - http://opi.yahoo.com/online?u=userid&m=g&t=2 (replace userid with the actual user id). 2. The second way is to start a voice chat with the userid you want to check. If you don’t get an error it indicates that the user is indeed online, but in invisible mode. This works only in previous versions of Yahoo messenger. 3. The only method which seems to work on latest versions of Yahoo messenger is the IMEnviornment hack. First send a message to the user id and then immediately change the IMEnviorment. Now if the guy is really offline, you will get a message “waiting for your friend to load the theme” mes...

The sex addiction cycle

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my dear friends what do think about 'sex addiction' ? here is what i found in an article... Sex addiction starts in the mind as a fantasy. The person feels compelled to act it out but feels intense shame afterwards... what do you think?