Short Jokes I like
~~~~~~~~~ Teacher: How old is your father. Sunny: As old as I am. Teacher: How is it possible? Sunny: He became father only after I was born. ~~~~~~~~~ A gorgeous girl walks up 2 a professor's cabin and says, I will do anything 2 pass in the exam. Professor: anything ! ? Girl: yes, Sir Prof: open your books and study !!! ~~~~~~~~~ Q. What did the penis say to the condom? A. Cover me im going in! ~~~~~~~~~ Patient: Doctor! Doctor! Everyone keeps on copying me! Doctor: Doctor! Doctor! Everyone keeps on copying me! ~~~~~~~~~ Friendship between women: A woman didn't come home one night. The next morning she told her husband that she had slept over at a friend's house. The man called his wife's 10 best friends. None of them knew anything about it. Friendship between men: A man didn't come home one night. The next morning he told his wife that he had slept over at a friend's house. The woman called her husband's 10 best friends, 8 of which confirmed that he had sl...