Short Jokes I like

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Teacher: How old is your father.
Sunny: As old as I am.
Teacher: How is it possible?
Sunny: He became father only after I was born.

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A gorgeous girl walks up 2 a professor's cabin and says,
I will do anything 2 pass in the exam.

Professor: anything ! ?
Girl: yes, Sir
Prof: open your books and study !!!


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Q. What did the penis say to the condom?
A. Cover me im going in!


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Patient: Doctor! Doctor! Everyone keeps on copying me!
Doctor: Doctor! Doctor! Everyone keeps on copying me!

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Friendship between women:
A woman didn't come home one night. The next morning she told her husband that she had slept over at a friend's house. The man called his wife's 10 best friends. None of them knew anything about it.

Friendship between men:
A man didn't come home one night. The next morning he told his wife that he had slept over at a friend's house. The woman called her husband's 10 best friends, 8 of which confirmed that he had slept over, and 2 said that he was still there!
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